Madea’s Relationship Advice: If a Man.......
"Listen, baby, if a man got more faces than a deck of cards, you better RUN like you in a track meet!
If he always blaming somebody else for his problems but ain't never got no solutions—oh baby, that ain’t a man, that’s a BOY who need a babysitter, not a girlfriend!
If he act all charming in public but behind closed doors he talkin’ crazy? Uh-uh! That ain't love, that’s a magic trick—he an illusionist, baby! David Copperfield got nothin’ on him!
And don’t get me started on these fellas livin’ in fantasy worlds. If he got big dreams but a lazy reality, he gon’ have YOU workin’ while he talkin’ ‘bout “one day I’ma be a billionaire.” Oh really? Well, one day ain't TODAY!
Now, let’s talk about that money, ‘cause if he always losin’ money but never losin’ his excuses, you gon’ be broke and mad, tryna figure out why the lights ain’t on. And let me tell you—candlelight is romantic ‘til it’s your only option!
And BABY, if he can’t admit when he wrong? If he always tryna flip the script like you the villain in his little soap opera? Oh no, sugar, you ain't got time for that drama—get out before you end up in a Lifetime movie!
Listen to Madea, baby: Love don’t make you confused, broke, and cryin’ at 3AM! If he got more problems than a math book, close that chapter and find you a REAL man with some sense, some money, and some Jesus in his life! AMEN?!
Now go on, fix your crown and stop settlin’ for foolishness!
#MadeaWisdom #LeaveThatFool #KnowYourWorth"
